caribun:

https://youtu.be/5IuRzJRrRpQ

zonkplus:

Goat Fancy

cisnowflake:

This is an extremely important post

the-critical-feminist:

crystalgem-confessions:

“People who code pearl as white honestly make me so uncomfortable. Yes her skin may be literally white but do they really have to take this one from PoC too? They got plenty of other characters in media to identify with”

-Anonymous

Space rock…she is a raceless rock from space who’s body is nothing more than an illusion with mass, and even if it weren’t she still wouldn’t have a race because she is not from earth.  For the love of god go outside, and no one is “taking” anything from “PoC.”  

kylomints:

That would be my reaction to Lena Dunham, too

the-critical-feminist:

generalchelseamayhem:

we-all-eat-death:

betheothergirl:

fantastic-nonsense:

unicornfan:

akiraita:

undrjoyed:

analienorsutin:

gunpowderandspark:

turtle-powered:

gunpowderandspark:

thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

gunpowderandspark:

gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

• If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
  

or

• It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
  

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damn good nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the good ones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

That post with the two pictures of Aladdin saying he was whitewashed when one of them was from a fanmade porn film

when someone tried to pass off a fig as a microscopic view of the vaginal wall and a bunch of people lost their shit about how majestic the vagina is

UGH THE FIG

but idk I feel like infinite chocolate can not be beat

How about the picture of the athlete from Niger, wearing a singlet that said “NIGER”, only for someone to call it out for being racist?

“Tag your gore/pomegranates!”

beccadrawsstuff:

Hey friends!  So remember FCKH8, the PETA of the LGBTQIA+ movement?  Well they stole my work for their facebook and didn’t bother to put in the ten seconds of effort it takes to find the source, and then told me to my face they didn’t think it worth it to credit me for my own art.  But are we even surprised at this point?

If you have a moment why don’t you go let them know what you feel about art theft?  And remember NOT to support this group.  They’re most recently selling Ferguson shirts and it’s tempting to buy those but FCKH8 will make money from it so instead donate directly to the town.

UPDATE: They’ve since removed my art but don’t let them get away with anything else.  I’ve read that this is a common problem with their company so I can’t assume they’ve learned any lessons by me.

jaxblade:

harcules:

mma-gifs:

mma-gifs:

Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

You guys, he’s back!

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

durkin62:

tempered-fist:

wheel-skellington:

feels-by-the-foot:

comic-sans-apologist:

Imagine being Amy Schumer, the famous female comedian whos built her entire career on humor like this,(having sex, being a slut, etc.) and getting offended at a 14 year old kid for telling the same type of joke that you always make. And then you send your 3.3 million twitter followers after this kid, who proceed to bully him into deleting the tweet and apologizing

And of course he apologizes

The fact that he apologizes makes him the most giant cuck I’ve ever seen in my life

i wouldnt say cuck, id say “forced-to-say-sorry-by-rich-unfunny-comedian-and-vagina-cult-lackeys”

Eeyup. Should have just let it keep going. Bitch needs to take what she gives

Some other quotes from here. 

“I used to date Latino guys. Now I prefer consensual.”  

So joking about how latinos are rapists. K. Sure a few people thought it was funny. 

“I enjoy playing the girl who time to time says the dumbest thing possible and playing with race is a thing we are not supposed to do, which is what makes it so fun for comics. You can call it a “blind spot for racism” or “lazy” but you are wrong. It is a joke and it is funny. I know that because people laugh at it.“

So joking about people being rapists is fine, but joking about someone having slept with men before at some point in their life is unacceptable. So either she’s a hypocritic or she’s cucked herself and drank the ‘you aren’t allowed to offend anyone’ kool aid. In either case. RIP one of the few actually funny female comedy careers. 

thebootydiaries:

mooseofficial:

thebootydiaries:

when someone adds “literally me” to ur text post

literally me

who hurt u. why are u like this